I never learned when to properly use contractions but that is ok

it's what it's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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So me and my girlfriend are out shopping for clothes...

Her: "My friend Van would love this shirt!"
Me: "I didn't know vehicles needed attire."
She gives me the 'are you serious' look.
Me: "Oh wait, they need at least four."
She proceeds to walk away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTFrank
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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While sitting on the couch with my wife and four year old...

My four year old daughter was sitting between my wife and I. While we held out our hands she touched each of our fingers saying 1, 2, 3... counting each one. I looked at my wife and said "We've got people that count on us".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/botblue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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