Keep an β€œoh, pun” mind when reading these imgur.com/gallery/77vgu/n…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj1223
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditor36
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Oh My Gourd! I Made These Gift Card Holders!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MosswoodMama
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Oh man, German sausages...

They're the Wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bennymc123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!

Mom : Who, Ray?

Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunnySideUp145
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Oh damn guess I get to keep my tip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Castille_92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Oh sheet.. look at my S!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HovadoMoravske
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Oh no!!😭
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giftsamuel_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Turkey walks into a bar. The bartender looks a little confused and asks "who are you?" Turkey replied "I'm a wild turkey." Bartender replied "oh we have a drink named after you!"

Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?

Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball-_-fondler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Uh oh... Emergency: you brought me the wrong tool...

This is not a drill... I repeat, this is not a drill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunetikPrugresiv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Oh yes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Frank Drebin: We think we’re gonna know how he did it. Woman: Oh Howie couldn’t have done it; he hasn’t been in for weeks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectDelta18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Oh no
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Oh the humanity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atalkingpizzabox
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Nothing says "oH lOoK aT mE" like someone playing a tuba.

Fucking attention horns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffaloshnit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Oh I see
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Oh hi Mark

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inviktusmaneo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"

"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"

"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"

"I've got... Bread"

"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mysevenyearitch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Oh manπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilloviikot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Oh no, I mist. youtu.be/aTfaRC0XfB4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllMightyWrath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."

"But at least it's made with whole groins."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Oh hi there,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansHydra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Oh Dusty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/galacticgoosebump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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oh poor bastards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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β€œOh my God!”, my wife said, smiling, β€œour boy is...kicking.”

I said, β€œI know. I think that’s how soccer works.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Oh dad stop it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Oh wow!

Just noticed I’ve never had an epiphany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellsHisOwnFarts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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"Oh my gosh there's a mouse on your desk!"

"I know! And it's not working!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Judge1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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oh jeez

Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should've put it on aloha temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSpoopyGhost0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Oh ok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hicxs
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: β€œsir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied β€œoh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Oh hi mark
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πŸ‘€︎ u/youlikejazz22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Oh no
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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Kid: Oh man dad, today's test at school was difficult. There was a test with like 99 problems on it -and one of those problems was a real bitch.

Dad: Well we know one thing. Your teacher is not Jay-z!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

No it was with a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Oh, to live in the UK.

Gaining 25 pounds is a good thing there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outtastudy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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oh deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonnieBird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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It's my b'day today, the big five oh.

As my son have me my 50th birthday card, I said " You know, i would have been happy with one"

πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™ƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Oh no...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jek454
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Oh look,shooting star!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Oh you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExistentialYurt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Oh Dear
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