OBOE Puns

A list of puns related to "OBOE"

What’s the difference between an oboe and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cakewalkbackwards
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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In an orchestra where does the oboe sit?

Three spots behind the elbow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Von_Nettesheim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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How do you keep two Oboes in tune?

Shoot one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?

The Obo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lockstocks85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A snake charmer was bitten on the lips

He didn't know his asp from his oboe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProcrastinatorScott
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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For sale: Slightly used double-reed woodwind. Missing an E...

$50 OBO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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What is a four-letter word for 'wind instrument'?

Doing a crossword, I asked for a four letter word meaning 'wind instrument':

Mum: Oboe

Dad: Anus

Edit: improved formatting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinags
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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Heard a weird sound at a friends house....

Her daughter was playing with the reed from her oboe. Guess she was just reeding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elevatorlovin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2014
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