8 Hilarious OBOE Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What’s the difference between an oboe and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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👤︎ u/cakewalkbackwards

📅︎ Jun 03 2019

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In an orchestra where does the oboe sit?

Three spots behind the elbow!

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👤︎ u/Von_Nettesheim

📅︎ Apr 28 2017

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How do you keep two Oboes in tune?

Shoot one.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17

📅︎ Feb 05 2019

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Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?

The Obo

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👤︎ u/lockstocks85

📅︎ Oct 14 2020

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A snake charmer was bitten on the lips

He didn't know his asp from his oboe.

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👤︎ u/ProcrastinatorScott

📅︎ Aug 21 2019

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For sale: Slightly used double-reed woodwind. Missing an E...

$50 OBO.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko

📅︎ Nov 30 2014

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What is a four-letter word for 'wind instrument'?

Doing a crossword, I asked for a four letter word meaning 'wind instrument':

Mum: Oboe

Dad: Anus

Edit: improved formatting.

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👤︎ u/vinags

📅︎ Sep 29 2015

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Heard a weird sound at a friends house....

Her daughter was playing with the reed from her oboe. Guess she was just reeding.

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👤︎ u/Elevatorlovin

📅︎ Sep 17 2014

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