Bear nuts cost $1.49 and Deer nuts are under a buck.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
I’m pist at chio!
He gets an email back saying: "you have one chance to turn this around or we'll call the cops"
So he writes back: "a nut for a jar of tuna"
I will cashew.
Ca Ca Cashew
I will show my self out...
The manager asked what she was allergic to
Next thing she hears is "Cashew! Cashew! Cashew!"
I’m going to cashew!
They wrench until it’s gudentite
Pist achios
Because of his Ali G
The latter shoots but can't hit.
Imma cashew
I’m a cashew!
Honey Nut GoodBye’s
I can say "I am all right. Literally"
Cashew outside how bout dat?
Pretty nuts.
The stakes couldn't be any higher.
The cash-ew
Peanut butter you sickos!
They believe it belonged to Pharaoh Rocher
The bartender says “What an interesting pet, whats his name?”
“Tiny” the man replies.
“What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”
Because...he’s my newt.
This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.
So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”
It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.
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I’m trying to get my friend with a deez nuts type of joke that involves the word malaysia? Any help?
All i need are some some good puns for a name
THEY MUST BE TEA RELATED
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
Beer nuts are around $1.79 and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Pistachio.
Deer nuts, you get them from under a buck.
I’m a cashew!
I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
I’m a cashew
