There's a nutcase going around our town stabbing people with knitting needles.

Twelve individuals have been attacked in the last 48 hours.

The Police have announced that the attacker could be following some kind of pattern

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Why was the scrotum sent to a mental hospital?

It was a nutcase

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📅︎ May 28 2019
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Ohh dad. The funny part is I'm only 26 and I'm starting to show his humor.

"Hey Robosho, did you know that there was a major crime today in the Central Valley (California, all this part is true). The thieves got away with stealing over 400,000 dollars worth of walnuts"

Then he added, "yea, the cops called it a real nutcase"

And with a huge grin on his face, he ended , "I made that last part up"

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👤︎ u/Robosho
📅︎ Jan 08 2014
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