Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.

The barman says 'Oh god, not U2 again...'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyNuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I ran into Bono this morning

He said "Don't push me, I'm close to the Edge".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irsh94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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How does Bono spell Color..?

..With Or Without u.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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U2 are touring in Australia, so I upgraded my GPS to Bono’s voice

Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delliott90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Did you hear what Bono did to those African kids?

It's created the U2 movement

*Edited

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoopSign
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Did you know Bono did the soundtrack for the new season of "You"?

It's called U2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sixteenth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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If you have a satnav that you can change the voice on, please do not use Bono from U2!

I did this last week and now the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/victor_devito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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U2's lawyers work pro bono.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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My wife and I like to listen to Sonny Bono's singing partner on special occasions.

It's time we Cher together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I think my wife loves Bono

Whenever I tell her, "I love you!"

She says, "I love U2"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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My Bono...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/somenerdnamedtom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Bono must be having a great New Year...

...every time I wished someone a Happy New Year, they responded "Happy New Year to U2!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wigglewam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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If you ever get an opportunity to go to dinner with the late Sonny Bono's wife, do it.

She loves to Cher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cktheknife
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Bono is still struggling to kick his smokeless tobacco habit...

He can't live with or without chew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmmccann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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Apple is giving away U2's new album to all of its iTunes customers for free. I guess it's pro-Bono.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fosh1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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Bono made it into my family's love life

Seconds after me and my wife do the dirty:

Her- 'I love you'

Me- ' I love you too...

But I hate their music'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolestdudentwn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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Did you hear Bono fell off a stage?

He got too close to The Edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCoxinator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says...

Oh no, not you two again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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How does Bono spell the word color?

With or without u!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blanco4prez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2015
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How does Bono spell the word "color"?

With or without U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Bono and the Edge walk into a bar

The bartender says β€œNot U2 again.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says...

"Oh, dear God! Not U2 again!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I saw Bono and The Edge sitting in a bar

I said to them β€œoh god not U2 again”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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How does Bono spell the word 'color'?

With or without u.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Bono and the Edge walk into a bar

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar

The Barman says β€˜get out , I don’t want U2 in here!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_fister_roboto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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