Just been to Noel and Liam Gallaghers new restaurant and had Oasis soup

You get a roll with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
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Why is there a L in Noel if it is Noel?

*sorry if it's been posted before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flambeauyt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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I'm going to name my daughter "Noe" It's pronounced Noel

Her entire existence will be my ultimate dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentAlarm25
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There’s an L in Noel even though there is Noel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PCmag1c
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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My neighbors had their first child and wanted to name her Noel.

So they named her β€œJKMNOP”, because there is no L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arnav_is_Awesome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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If theres a thing I know about the name Noel

It’s that it contains Noel, and an L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_LeBigMac
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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My co-worker Noel, who's also a dad

http://i.imgur.com/rQuOEis.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevando
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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I never understood the term 'Noel'.

There's an L right at the end of the word. Are they blind?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-Rex_Is_best
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What did the well driller sing to his customers when he couldn't find water for them.

Noel Noel Noel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?

Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?

There was noel

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No L
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashOfAzur
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I just realized Christmas and hand sanitizer are opposite

Christmas is Noel, while hand sanitizer is Purell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosemourne
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Why does Santa think there's 25 letters in the alphabet?

Because there's Noel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thumbtoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and a regular one?

A Christmas alphabet has Noel!

Merry Christmas, one and all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gecko_echo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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For Christmas dinner, we all had a bowl of alphabet soup.

Unfortunately, in my soup, there was Noel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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A dad during the holidays. imgur.com/vswOt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/centerde
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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A new student transferred into my class today. He didn't speak English and the note he gave me said his name was Jkmn.

Since we didn't know how to pronounce his name, we just called him Noel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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The first....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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Cracked a dad joke at work today.

So we get a book sent to our library, it was a little kids book called "I know all the letters of the alphabet." Me: looking at book "huh, I know all the letters of the alphabet?" Boss: "Yeah it got sent here by accident." Me: "You know I know only 25 letters of the alphabet." Boss: "Really?" Me: "Yeah I don't know why." Groaning was heard as the joke spread around the office.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpcod5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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Growing up our parents never told us about Santa...

So, he was a guy I didn't Noel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatedR4Revenge
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Dad hit me with a good one tonight.

Dad: How many letters in the Christmas alphabet? Me: ... Dad: 25. Noel, Noel, Noel...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZDUNBAR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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Dad: "Jesus, Mary and Joseph were thirsty."

Me: "What? What do you mean?"

Dad: "There was NOEL."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laughgary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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Why is there L in Noel if there is Noel?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vovanukas
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2017
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What’s the Christmas edition of the alphabet called?

Noel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What's the biggest difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thunderdan76
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synergy_synner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Why are there only 25 letters in the alphabet during christmas?

Because there is Noel.

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