What do you call Nikki Minaj’s butt crack?

Silicon Valley.

πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingpron0t
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
🚨︎ report
Everyone keeps talking about John Cena & Nikki Bella's breakup....

I just honestly can't see them together.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/margraves
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
🚨︎ report
If Nikki Minaj's Was Fake...

She would be called Nikki Mirage

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TeaJeascy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
🚨︎ report
My uncle is so cringey lol

I called some relatives and got to hear this gem of a conversation:

My stupid teenage cousin wants to go to some party and my uncle was so cringe. He said to him that everything was dangerous due to exposure and he quoted statements made popular in the news:

Steven: I want to go to Nikki's No School party.

Uncle: Are you crazy? You have to be safe. What about social distancing, Steve?

Steven: I'm not going to get sick. I'm not old.

Uncle: Yeah you can, you idiot. You're not going. Hashtag go home, I mean stay home.

I was like πŸ™„

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/yourenotquiteme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
🚨︎ report
Just realized I dad joked the foreign exchange student the first day of track practice.

*walking down the line asking everyone their name.

And whats you name?

"Lauda"

WHATS YOUR NAME?

πŸ‘︎ 112
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodLuckLetsFuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.