Did you hear the one about the Irish mobster that was killed for stealing Little trinkets?

It seemed to be the first case of a NikNak Paddywhack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyahzar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What do you call someone who insists on being called Nicholas?

A refuse-nik!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Dirty NASA experiment unearthed

NASA decided to send a vegetable to space. After the rough takeoff the spud soiled himself.

Operation Spud-Nik turned violent when the astronauts, due to unforeseen circumstances, ran out of food. It wasn't long before the five guys came up with a plan. They unearthed him and gouged his eyes out. As unappealing as it sounded, spud was sliced up, fried and eaten. Noone seemed to mind a little assault. Sometimes spaceflight is unpredictable and dirty sacrifices must be made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeeSpaceApiaries
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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