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Neverland Puns

A list of puns related to "Neverland"

I think I will never have the Neverland-Ranch on my salad again.
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👤︎ u/an_ape_with_a_cape
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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Why does Peter Pan fly? Because he Neverlands.

I love this joke. It never grows old.

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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do call the Bob Ross of Neverland?

Painter Pan

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👤︎ u/therealbadbuddha
📅︎ May 21 2019
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[Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/AVeryLONGPotato
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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👤︎ u/ParadoxFlame
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he can neverland.

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👤︎ u/p_vit
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Reddit Obligations:

I don't have any original material at the moment, but the obligations are still there. So I present the following:

How do you get a baby satellite to sleep? You rocket!

Why was Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Eggs don't tell jokes because they always crack up.

What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he still won't come

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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👤︎ u/Bross-Hog
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.

The joke neverlands.

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👤︎ u/one_pun_man_
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?

Because his jokes Neverland :D

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👤︎ u/julianbork
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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If Peter Pan had a plane at home, it would always be in the air.

Because it would Neverland.

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👤︎ u/feppe95
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death, Kraft foods has krafted up a new salad dressing.

Called Neverland Ranch.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Puns to make you all laugh!

Hey everyone! First day on Reddit and would love to make a good start. Here are a few puns to cheer up your day :

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast

When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space? You have to Planet.

To write with a broken pencil ,is pointless.

A frog robbed a bank. It was the first time it Kermited a crime.

I used to have a fear of hurdles ,but I got over it.

There you go everyone! Hope you all enjoyed it and if at all cheered your day up! Feel free to leave some feedback :)

Cheers

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👤︎ u/KingAaronCOC
📅︎ Oct 28 2014
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Why can't Peter Pan defeat Captain Hook?

Because his punches Neverland.

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👤︎ u/sric2838
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands!

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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👤︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
📅︎ May 29 2019
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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👤︎ u/mferrari24
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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👤︎ u/DallasDomino0806
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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👤︎ u/Mcab00
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did Peter Pan fail as a comedian?

Because his jokes neverland.

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👤︎ u/HusbandAndWifi
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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Why is Peter Pan always flying

He Neverlands

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👤︎ u/Papito2018
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.

I love this Joke because it never gets old

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👤︎ u/Annethebomb
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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Why is Peterpan always flying ?

Because he Neverlands

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👤︎ u/jimingot_yesjams
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He Neverland's.

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👤︎ u/Ne_Ko
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he Neverlands

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👤︎ u/Hobostarz
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands....

And this joke never grows old.

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👤︎ u/johnblu5
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why is Peter pan always flying

He neverlands

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👤︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why does Peter Pan keep flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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👤︎ u/rj_ravishjha
📅︎ May 03 2019
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.

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👤︎ u/Ginger_Waves
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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👤︎ u/djmuhlestein
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Peter Pan

Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands!

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👤︎ u/alvinaxel2002
📅︎ Oct 21 2018
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When Peter Pan punches,

they Neverland

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👤︎ u/brain1234333
📅︎ Jul 19 2016
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Cos he Neverlands...

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👤︎ u/dothepropellor
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.

A repost, but this joke never gets old.

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👤︎ u/MyfanwyTiffany
📅︎ Mar 05 2017
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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👤︎ u/ryebobby
📅︎ Jan 25 2016
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Why does Peter Pan fly around all the time?

Because he neverlands.

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👤︎ u/KaOrinn
📅︎ Jan 16 2016
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands

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👤︎ u/Nyy
📅︎ Dec 21 2015
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