I think I will never have the Neverland-Ranch on my salad again.
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Why does Peter Pan fly? Because he Neverlands.

I love this joke. It never grows old.

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What do call the Bob Ross of Neverland?

Painter Pan

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[Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he can neverland.

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Reddit Obligations:

I don't have any original material at the moment, but the obligations are still there. So I present the following:

How do you get a baby satellite to sleep? You rocket!

Why was Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Eggs don't tell jokes because they always crack up.

What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he still won't come

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.

The joke neverlands.

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Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?

Because his jokes Neverland :D

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If Peter Pan had a plane at home, it would always be in the air.

Because it would Neverland.

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In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death, Kraft foods has krafted up a new salad dressing.

Called Neverland Ranch.

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Puns to make you all laugh!

Hey everyone! First day on Reddit and would love to make a good start. Here are a few puns to cheer up your day :

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast

When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space? You have to Planet.

To write with a broken pencil ,is pointless.

A frog robbed a bank. It was the first time it Kermited a crime.

I used to have a fear of hurdles ,but I got over it.

There you go everyone! Hope you all enjoyed it and if at all cheered your day up! Feel free to leave some feedback :)

Cheers

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Why can't Peter Pan defeat Captain Hook?

Because his punches Neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why did Peter Pan fail as a comedian?

Because his jokes neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying

He Neverlands

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.

I love this Joke because it never gets old

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Why is Peterpan always flying ?

Because he Neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He Neverland's.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he Neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands....

And this joke never grows old.

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Why is Peter pan always flying

He neverlands

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Why does Peter Pan keep flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Peter Pan

Why does Peter pan always fly?ย Because he neverlands!

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When Peter Pan punches,

they Neverland

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Cos he Neverlands...

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.


A repost, but this joke never gets old.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why does Peter Pan fly around all the time?

Because he neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands

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