My goldfish named Nate died.

So, to not make my kids sad, I bought another goldfish. He was an alternate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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I couldn’t remember this guys name but knew it was Nate Gold-something.

So I just said A’U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Nate's mother asked him to delay the marriage by an year...

she wanted his fiance to mari_nate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abionic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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From Big Nate

https://preview.redd.it/7xopgzk8m0r31.png?width=601&format=png&auto=webp&s=c44cfed89a2107eca09ff4cedfa8a18ff3872ba5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Everyone loves our friend Nate.

Even my dyslexic friend thinks he’s neat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I used to listen to Nate Ruess, Jack Antonoff, and Andrew Dost

I had so much fun. back then

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NamelessMarkus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Nate The Snake

A heart-warming tale about a snake in the desert.

It's relevant to the sub, I assure you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornOnFeb2nd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2015
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If I had a pet bear, I’d name him Nate

Then, when winter comes, I’d call him β€œHi, bear Nate!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tudorb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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Tell Uncle Nate what you did this week

"Uncle Nate, I lost a tooth!"

"Did you find it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sincerelydon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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How would you describe a clone of someone named Nathaniel?

They’re an alter-Nate version!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrayoung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth.

De-calf-nated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathgames223
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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A famous rapper fell in love with a chef...

Will she marry Nate Dogg?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I get upset whenever I hear a, e, i, o, or u.

Turns out I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreemanForever
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Longest pun in the world: 10,784 words. 55,996 characters. longestjokeintheworld.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knestleknox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2016
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What's the opposite of the illuminate?

Ultra Nate, cause you're free to do what you want to do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I’m a Tenor

But my voice would be higher in an alto-nate universe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObligatoryStory
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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My platoon sergeant's name is Lami

He was explaining to us what we should do with our new maps

Platoon sergeant: "You have to trim it down to the area we're in and then waterproof it."

Me: So you're saying we have to... laminate it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmosworld37
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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My father dad joked our kayaking guide yesterday...

My family went sea kayaking yesterday and our guide's name was Nate. When the guide introduced himself my dad said in his corniest, most exaggerated fake Australian accent "good day Nate!" I groaned along with the rest of my family while my dad chuckled to himself for the next thirty seconds.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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Asian Cameras

I was taking photos of my dog and I tell my dad,

Me - "Everytime the camera went "click" Nate would smile for me"

Dad-"Oh you must have an American camera"

Me-"Uh what?"

Dad-"If it was Asian made it would go "crick""

Oh subtle dad racism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottBIGG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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