A list of puns related to "Nate"
So, to not make my kids sad, I bought another goldfish. He was an alternate.
So I just said AβU.
she wanted his fiance to mari_nate.
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Even my dyslexic friend thinks heβs neat.
I had so much fun. back then
A heart-warming tale about a snake in the desert.
Then, when winter comes, Iβd call him βHi, bear Nate!β
"Uncle Nate, I lost a tooth!"
"Did you find it?"
Theyβre an alter-Nate version!
De-calf-nated
Will she marry Nate Dogg?
Turns out I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
Ultra Nate, cause you're free to do what you want to do!
But my voice would be higher in an alto-nate universe.
He was explaining to us what we should do with our new maps
Platoon sergeant: "You have to trim it down to the area we're in and then waterproof it."
Me: So you're saying we have to... laminate it?
My family went sea kayaking yesterday and our guide's name was Nate. When the guide introduced himself my dad said in his corniest, most exaggerated fake Australian accent "good day Nate!" I groaned along with the rest of my family while my dad chuckled to himself for the next thirty seconds.
I was taking photos of my dog and I tell my dad,
Me - "Everytime the camera went "click" Nate would smile for me"
Dad-"Oh you must have an American camera"
Me-"Uh what?"
Dad-"If it was Asian made it would go "crick""
Oh subtle dad racism
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