Nate Name Puns

So I just said A’U.

Then, when winter comes, I’d call him “Hi, bear Nate!”

So, to not make my kids sad, I bought another goldfish. He was an alternate.

My family went sea kayaking yesterday and our guide's name was Nate. When the guide introduced himself my dad said in his corniest, most exaggerated fake Australian accent "good day Nate!" I groaned along with the rest of my family while my dad chuckled to himself for the next thirty seconds.