Nate (name) Puns

So I just said A’U.

Then, when winter comes, I’d call him “Hi, bear Nate!”

First One: My name is Nate, his name is Nate too and we are looking for a job opening, both of us.

Interviewer: (checking out their resume) But there's only one position available.

Second One: Ah, shoot!

Interviewer: I'm sorry, it's very un-for-two-Nate

So, to not make my kids sad, I bought another goldfish. He was an alternate.

They’re an alter-Nate version!

He was explaining to us what we should do with our new maps

Platoon sergeant: "You have to trim it down to the area we're in and then waterproof it."

Me: So you're saying we have to... laminate it?

My family went sea kayaking yesterday and our guide's name was Nate. When the guide introduced himself my dad said in his corniest, most exaggerated fake Australian accent "good day Nate!" I groaned along with the rest of my family while my dad chuckled to himself for the next thirty seconds.