Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "My War"
He was a Yahtzee sympathiser.
Nobody knows whose leg it is yet.
We keep them in the family Dada-base.
Mama Mia!
… to which I responded, “Avengetually.”
He said, yes
General Lee, I don’t like them, but that one was pretty funny.
Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.
That's how he got caught.
He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had
He gets off on lame jokes.
He's a seasoned veteran
I said ‘how does my not running solve anything?’
My response is usually "General Lee"
I’m in it for the long hall.
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They are a couple of lousy nerf herders.
He said yes and that he was in the infantry.
She was a real Gramma nazi!
He's all right though.
and so do I
Me: I can't believe I have to memorize the entire Gettysburg Address by tomorrow.
Dad: Make sure you don't forget the zipcode!
Me: -_____-
Anytime there's a battle in a movie and one of the characters yells the command "Fire at will!" my dad, without fail, will smarmily say "How do they know which one's Will?"
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