Somebody told me to buy a Ford mustang

I told them it was una-ford-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarikAlic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Pun found in r/Mustang
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FGShemi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Love the new electric Mustang
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phedis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why don’t you buy a Mustang?

Because I can’t afford it.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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If you buy a Ford Mustang Mach-E in brown, do they badge in Mach-E-ato?
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What should you name a boy that's conceived in a scarlet Mustang?

Redford

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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A friend of mine got hit by a Mustang

The doctor said that Shelby alright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nevrnind
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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What do you call it when Indiana Jones chases you around town in a Mustang and continually honks at you?

Harassin’ Ford.

....please don’t hurt me for this one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CloudedCrow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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I wanted to buy a new Mustang, but it was too expensive.

I couldn't af-Ford it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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I got kicked out of the car museum for putting a Dodge logo on a movie-famous Ford Mustang…

I Dodged a real Bullitt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuDGe3690
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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What did the Ford say to the wasp?

That MUSTANG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rrenphoenixx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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First attempt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisk114
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!

Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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The... stables...
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What did the bee say when he flew inside a sports car?

β€œSorry, I Mustang.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikoBuffalogna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a Ford that is cheap?

Af"FORD"able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireDetection101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Friend of mine at work won a fishing pole and tackle box at the Christmas party.

He drives a mustang and was trying to figure out how to get it in his car.

Friend: β€œHow do I get this thing in my car? It’s almost as tall as I am!”

Me: β€œGuess you’re just gonna have to angle it.”

Friend and everyone in a 30 foot radius: -groan and facepalm-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Returningdarkness
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I had just bought my first car and decided to take my dad out for a ride...

It was a used and fairly old car, so it was a little smelly...

Dad: So how many horse power does this car have?

Me: About 250, why?

Dad: I think one of them died.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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Buddy Doesn't Know How to Park

So this is a true story.

I work a retail job. My friend neglected to properly put his Mustang in park in his space. It moved backwards across the lot and in to a customer's Jeep Grand Cherokee. Luckily for him, the damage was not serious.

Unlucky for him, all of my coworkers (and a few customers) proceeded to mercilessly roast him on the showroom floor.

Looking to me to defend him, he asked, "why don't you back me up?"

I said: "Back up seems to be the last thing you need, I'd just learn to roll with it, you might say I'm pretty neutral..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allnerdsbewareme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why don't horses ever get a divorce?

Because they're in a stable relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixeleric
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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How do we deal with the horse thief?

We mustang him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIsMyUserdean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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New Car

So a friend of mine wanted to get her a Toyota 4runner for about the past 6 months. After that much looking and searching, she went to look at a new 4runner today. After looking at one with her dad for a while and valuing her mustang...they asked for them to hold it for a few days and they said sure thing!

A little while later, probably about 6... she gets a text from her dad "They sold the car." Upset, she went about the day waiting for dinner that night. Once we got here we hung out for a bit and ate! Her dad told her to go downstairs and get something. (I'm sure you know where this is going) She goes down stairs and finds her new car. She runs back up the stairs and says "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY SOLD IT!

"They did sell it! You never asked who bought it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InsaneBeagle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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My 17 y/o son will make a great dad someday.

He lives in a somewhat rural town and someone he knows rode his horse through town today. As he pulled up next to him he asked " How many miles to the gallon does your MUSTANG get?"

So proud right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fixerofthings
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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