I told them it was una-ford-able
Because I can’t afford it.
Redford
The doctor said that Shelby alright
Harassin’ Ford.
....please don’t hurt me for this one
I couldn't af-Ford it.
I Dodged a real Bullitt.
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
“Sorry, I Mustang.”
Af"FORD"able
He drives a mustang and was trying to figure out how to get it in his car.
Friend: “How do I get this thing in my car? It’s almost as tall as I am!”
Me: “Guess you’re just gonna have to angle it.”
Friend and everyone in a 30 foot radius: -groan and facepalm-
It was a used and fairly old car, so it was a little smelly...
Dad: So how many horse power does this car have?
Me: About 250, why?
Dad: I think one of them died.
So this is a true story.
I work a retail job. My friend neglected to properly put his Mustang in park in his space. It moved backwards across the lot and in to a customer's Jeep Grand Cherokee. Luckily for him, the damage was not serious.
Unlucky for him, all of my coworkers (and a few customers) proceeded to mercilessly roast him on the showroom floor.
Looking to me to defend him, he asked, "why don't you back me up?"
I said: "Back up seems to be the last thing you need, I'd just learn to roll with it, you might say I'm pretty neutral..."
Because they're in a stable relationship.
We mustang him!
So a friend of mine wanted to get her a Toyota 4runner for about the past 6 months. After that much looking and searching, she went to look at a new 4runner today. After looking at one with her dad for a while and valuing her mustang...they asked for them to hold it for a few days and they said sure thing!
A little while later, probably about 6... she gets a text from her dad "They sold the car." Upset, she went about the day waiting for dinner that night. Once we got here we hung out for a bit and ate! Her dad told her to go downstairs and get something. (I'm sure you know where this is going) She goes down stairs and finds her new car. She runs back up the stairs and says "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY SOLD IT!
"They did sell it! You never asked who bought it."
He lives in a somewhat rural town and someone he knows rode his horse through town today. As he pulled up next to him he asked " How many miles to the gallon does your MUSTANG get?"
So proud right now.
