Music venue Puns

A list of puns related to "Music venue"

What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?

One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues

Shamelessly stolen from @techconnectify on Twitter and YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0tKL1T7wFoYcxCe0xjN6Q)

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👤︎ u/billdanbury
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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Saw this brand name on an elevator at a music venue. All I could think of was Schindler's Lift. imgur.com/itKHXUU
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👤︎ u/notfunnynotfunny
📅︎ May 12 2017
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Dad joked my girlfriend before a concert

Standing around on the floor of a music venue filled with people, I smelled a fart.

I quickly turn my girlfriend around and say, "It wasn't me," to remove any doubt because I'm known for this sort of thing.

She says, "I know it wasn't you," to which I replied, "I was just trying to clear the air."

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👤︎ u/mikebertolino
📅︎ May 13 2015
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