Moral absolutism Puns

His parents used to put him on the window sill where he could watch the other children playing.

Then one day his fairly god mother appeared and grant him 3 wishes.

For his first wish, he wished for a body and pow, it appeared.

Second, he wished for arms and pow, they appeared

So third, he wished for some legs and pow, they appeared.

Thats absolutely fantastic he said and without any hesitation he jumped off his window sill and ran outside to play with all the other children....and bang, he was hit by a truck.

Moral of the story is he should have quite while he was a head!