Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc
Because he wanted to use a pen name.
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Bought my dad a Mont Blanc for his retirement
Dad: " I can't take this"
Me: "Why not?"
Dad: looks me dead in the eyes "Because now I'm a pen shunner."
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︎ Jul 27 2015
What is the Tunnel Diggers Association's motto?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I always said that I would never ever go walking the dark scary tunnels in the earth.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Nice View
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︎ Apr 08 2021
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Tunneling,
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︎ Oct 27 2020
An old man was driving his carpool through a tunnel and he said,
"These are the carpool tunnels."
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up
It could all be fixed with a simple tendon transplant, but the surgery is so expensive, and I'm really worried about going under the knife. I guess it's just not a wrist I'm willing to take.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Carpool Tunnel
...just might fix this dang traffic problem we're having
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
My wrists are killing me from driving my coworkers everyday through tunnels and traffic.
Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Prisoner tunnels out of jail and emerges in a school playground shouting βIβm freeβ!
Little girl walks up and shouts βIβm four!β
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I had a nerve conduction test
They send electricity through your nerves to see the response time. I was shocked to find out I have carpel tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...
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︎ May 18 2020
What is the one thing fishermen are afraid of?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Taken for a ride
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So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
I freak out when I go through a tunnel, but only when someone else is driving.
Doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
The elusive Del Monte Python
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︎ Dec 28 2015
I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car
Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
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︎ Jul 29 2019
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
The Boring Company
What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didnβt Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it βElon-Gates Tunnelsβ?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What do you call tunnels in the Phillipines?
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︎ May 17 2019
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs,
Itβs not a beautiful poem but it is deep
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Did you hear about the tunnel that makes you illiterate?
Donβt read too much into it.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
What do you call a bunch of people in a car driving through a big tube?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Studies show when car-pooling, when going through a tunnel, people who sit in the back are shown to experience more anxiety.
Scientists call it "car-pool tunnel syndrome"
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︎ Mar 03 2018
I had to leave my job excavating tunnels
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︎ Aug 21 2017
Driving through the harbour tunnel in Baltimore, I asked my kids to tell me if they see anything interesting in the tunnel...
They said there was nothing interesting, just tiles and other cars. I said that's because the tunnel is "bored".
They didn't get it. I told them you have to dig deep for that one.
Eventually they got it, and told me to stop telling bad jokes. I wanted to see how low I could go.
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Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
When making new tunnels on the western plain, prairie dogs get help
The hole family pitches in
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︎ Sep 13 2018
Was playing Astroneer and found myself wishing I had some way I could make bigger tunnels easier...
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︎ Feb 18 2017
When I'm driving through tunnels, I don't like using the carpool lane...
I'm afraid of carpool tunnel
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︎ Oct 24 2018
Did you hear the one about the guy who quit his job as a tunnel excavator?
He thought the work was boring.
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︎ Dec 17 2014
My wife is going in for carpal tunnel surgery today...
... so I'm taking the day off to give her a hand :D. (Actually happening. Wish us luck!!)
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︎ Jun 15 2017
So my wife was looking over the menu at a restaurant and said "why do people even like monte christo sandwiches?"
I told her they were easy to count.
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︎ Jan 01 2017
Nobody is talking about Elon Musk's tunnel digging enterprise, The Boring Company...
It's not very interesting
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︎ Feb 06 2018
Tom Hanks walked into a wind tunnel.
The wind tunnel says to him "It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Hanks, I'm a huge fan."
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︎ Oct 12 2017
So I asked my Dad if he's read "The Count of Monte Cristo"
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︎ May 30 2015
I bought a used wind tunnel for really cheap but underestimated the strength of the fans.
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︎ Mar 20 2018
Here comes the tunnel.
Had the 3 kids in the back of the car while we were on the freeway in the carpool lane. As we entered a tunnel I started screaming and as we exited the tunnel I stopped. The kids all stared at me and I very calmly explained that I had carpool tunnel syndrome. Lots of rolling eyes after that.
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Why was the tunnel always getting into trouble?
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