Monsieur Ibrahim Puns

Bonjour, for class I need to make a comparison between the book, the play and the movie of Monsieur Ibrahim, only I was sick when my class watched the movie. Does anyone know where I can watch it online for free? Or does someone have a correct summary of al the differences with the book? Merci beaucoup!!

I got sent a link to a YouTube narration of a story about how a Jewish boy led to the conversion of 6000 French jews to Islam. Other than it sounding made up, the narrator contradicts the title by saying millions converted.

An English translation of the video: https://islamconverts.wordpress.com/2013/03/14/why-did-jad-a-jewish-boy-accepted-islam/

It seems the story is taken from the movie Monsieur Ibrahim or the bookbook it's based on. From Wikipedia it doesn't appear the movie or books match the narrative of the YouTube video.

I'm asking because I like to correct misinformation when I get it from family. Jzk

Below is the original text from the book, followed by a quick summary.

Enfin, le soufisme n’était pas une maladie, ce qui m’a déjà rassuré un peu, c’était une façon de penser - même s’il y a des façons de penser qui sont aussi des maladies, disait souvent monsieur Ibrahim. Après quoi, je me suis lance dans un jeu de piste, pour essayer de comprendre tous les mots de la définition. De tout ça, il ressortait que monsieur Ibrahim avec sa Suze anis croyait en Dieu à la façon musulmane, mais d’une façon qui frisait la contrebande, car << opposé au légalisme>> et ça, ça m’a donné du fil à retordre … parce que si le légalisme était bien le <<souci de respecter minutieusement la loi>>, comme disaient les gens du dictionnaire… ça voulait dire en gros des choses a priori vexantes, a savoir que Monsieur Ibrahim, il était malhonnête, donc que mes fréquentations n’étaient pas fréquentables. Mais en même temps, si respecter la loi, c’était faire avocat, comme mon père, avoir teint gris, et tant de tristesse dans la maison, je préférais être contre le légalisme avec monsieur Ibrahim. Et puis les gens du dictionnaire ajoutaient que le soufisme avait été créé par deux mecs anciens, al-Halladj et al-Ghazali, qu’avaient des noms à habiter dans des mansardes au fond de la cour – en tout cas rue Bleue - , et ils précisaient que c’était une religion intérieure, et ça, c’est sûr qu’il était discret, monsieur Ibrahim, par rapport à tous les juifs de la rue, il était discret.

Summarization:

Ici, Mom parle du son réflexion du son conversation avec monsieur Ibrahim. Le texte montre ca Momo pense sur les choses son il regarde. Momo cherche pour le definition de “soufisme” dans le dictionnaire, mais ne peut pas trouver quelque chose utile. Il regarde quelque chose qui lui fait penser que monsieur Ibrahim était comme son père. Ce alarme il, inquiéter Momo que monsieur Ibrahim aurais est grossier avec lui. Il parle que le deux mecs anciens étaient opposé au légalisme et ce est que inquieter Momo. Enfin, il parle que monsieur Ibrahim est très discret, en comparaison a les juifs de la rue.

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.