What do you call a cow that had a miscarriage?

De-calf-inated

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My wife says my miscarriage jokes aren't funny....

Do you think it was the lack of delivery?

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True story: My friend's dad raises cattle. Last week, he totally flipped out when one of the females had a miscarriage, killing both the mother and the daughter.

He had a cow over his cow not having a cow.

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Some people believe that miscarriages are very rare

It's actually a common misconception.

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My dad and I were talking about the age of pregnancies between different generations..I wasn't expecting this one.

Dad: Do you know how old your grandmother was when she had me?

Me: 16 right?

Dad: She had your aunt at 16, had a miscarriage and then gave birth to me at 17. You could say that she was a..(small pause).. busy beaver.

Ensue lengthy, full hearted laugh from him. Eye roll from me.

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