I play minesweeper while my wife cleans the house...

Because she is dealing with hersweeper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubenmiq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I just saw a friend of mine sweep a girl off her feet.

He’s quite an aggressive janitor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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