When the suicide bomber discovered that he can detonate bombs with his phone, his mind was blown...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Little Johnny gives the terrorists four bombs, but then changes his mind, and takes three back.

The terrorists have one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced…

"BOOM?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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