Mikey Puns

A list of puns related to "Mikey"

Me and my wife were scrambling to leave the house today. I happened to introduce myself to the mailman at the perfect time. His name was Mikey. Just then I turned back inside...

And yelled "HONEY, I FOUND THEM!"

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👤︎ u/fartingpinetree
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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just got home and my 3 year old just told me this 1. Knock knock. who's there. Mikey. mikey who

Mikey won't fit in the hole

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👤︎ u/mahall1988
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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Conversation with my wife this morning

Getting out of the car as we switch (we car pool) :

Wife : This is my key.

Me : Who's Mikey?

Wife : Rolls her eyes in pain.

  • I do this every time she talks about her key.
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👤︎ u/M_Max
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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My wife hates me for this one

I've gotten her dozens of times.

Wife: Where are my keys? I can't find my keys anywhere! Me: (Pointing at my son, Michael) "Mikey's right here. I'm glad I could help!"

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👤︎ u/Hurtbig
📅︎ May 19 2014
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Why do you only hear Michael Buble during Christmas?

Because you only break out the bubbly for special occasions.

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👤︎ u/the_informantskeeper
📅︎ Jun 02 2018
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My SO was late for work

SO: Where are my keys? Me: My keys what? SO: What? Have you seen my keys? Me: Who's Mikey?

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👤︎ u/T-BoneRake
📅︎ Feb 05 2017
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My name's Mike and now my mom has another reason to be sick of me

"Have you seen my key?"

"Mikey's right here"

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👤︎ u/IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA
📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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