Microphone stand Puns

A list of puns related to "Microphone stand"

I went shopping at a cherry stand and then a microphone store.

Bought a Bing. Bought a boom.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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A man walks up to a microphone stand.

Man: would all the Mike's stand up please?

a few men stand up

Man: thank you, this concludes the Mike check

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Got blue balls because of this one

So my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob and decided to use my penis as a microphone to do some stand-up comedy.

Her: "Welcome, welcome, to the stand-up of the century. Ask me if I'm a tree."

Me: "Are you a tree?"

Her: "No."

Me: "Don't take it personally, but I think your stand-up is a bit hard to swallow."

She stopped and I got blue balls because of this, but hell it was worth it.

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👤︎ u/Clayton_69
📅︎ Sep 02 2014
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Went to the store yesterday to buy a cherry and a microphone stand.

Bought a Bing, bought a boom.

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👤︎ u/Mycareer
📅︎ Oct 12 2017
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