Ministop
But the judge tells him...
" I'm sorry Mickey.. But I can't grant you a divorce just because you say your wife is a little weird."
Mickey says..
" I didn't say she was a little weird... I said she was Fucking Goofy !"
Disney hurts!!
He was charged with being Goofy
Goofy: Which one?
Mickey: Disney!
No. Because's she's fucking Goofy!
A Minnie van.
A minnie-van
Disneylan
When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked βWhy did you scream Mickey Mouse?β And the secret serviceman said βI was trying to say Donald Duck!β
This knee.
The judge asked, "So you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"
Mickey went, "I think what you heard me say was that she's fucking Goofy!"
http://i.imgur.com/bYNBvEK.jpg
Saw this on /r/funny figured you guys might like it
He wanted to find Pluto.
A Minnie van
Disneyland
Dad: What duck walks on two legs?
Me: Donald Duck!!
Dad: All of them, you moron
Me: shit
When I came home, I told her where I have been to, she was very excited.
Mickey is given a ladder Mickey: This will surely give me a step up! She didn't laugh. I did.
To make Donald Duck.
My 2 1/2 year old niece told me that "Mickey hit Minnie." I told her that's called "mousal abuse." She didn't get it.
βI didnβt say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofyβ
Because she was fucking goofy.
A Minnie van!
He found out she was fucking Goofy.
A Minnie Van
Disneyland
The judge said, "I can't approve the divorce just because you think your wife is crazy."
Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking goofy."
Edit: autocowrecks
Disneyland
A Minnie-van!
Because she was fucking Goofy.
Mickey said "I didn't say she was silly. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
