A list of puns related to "Menopause"
When a school of small fish stop suddenly.
There will be a demenstruation after last period.
...do you think she has hot flashbacks?
Period, the end.
My dad just cracked this great one
> Mum: You men don't know what it's like going through the menopause
This is when he looks at me and tells me to stop what I'm doing and stand completely still, he leaves me like this for about 5 seconds before going
> Dad: There we've been through the menopause, men are paused.
He walked off chuckling to himself leaving my mum with a face of thunder.
He turns to me and says " Well, there's always womb for improvement."
They call themselves βMenopause.β
do men go through womenopause?
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