A list of puns related to "Melanie Hamilton"
Try and keep stuff kinda in this vein, and it also NEEDS to be on Spotify in the US. Thank you so much!
All records kept in Big Fudge outer sleeves, and Mofi inner sleeves. Everything NM-/NM- unless otherwise noted. 5$ shipping to CONUS. Intl shipping TBD upon request.
Alvvays β Antisocialities (clear with yellow smoke) 20$ SOLD
Angel Olsen β Burn your fire for no witness 10$ SOLD
Angel Olsen β Whole New Mess (clear smoke) 10$ SOLD
Animal Collective β Feels 22$
Animal Collective β Merriweather Post Pavillion VG+/VG+ 15$
Animal Collective β Strawberry Jam VG+/VG+ 15$
All A/C for 45$ SOLD
Arcade Fire β The Suburbs 20$ SOLD
Band of Horses β Cease to Begin 12$ SOLD
Beach House β Depression Cherry 15$
All BH for 85$ SOLD
The Beatles β Sgt. Pepperβs Lonely Hearts Club Band (anniversary edition) 20$ SOLD
The Black Keys β Brothers 35$
The Black Keys β The Big Come Up $10 VG/NM
Both Black Keys for 40$ SOLD
Bon Iver β 22, A Million 15$
Bon Iver β s/t 15$
Bon Iver β For Emma, Forever Ago 15$
All Bon Jovi for 30$ SOLD
Boygenius β s/t 15$ SOLD
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Hi, so part one of Writing Yandere Characters is on the way soon, but while I'm writing that, I figured I'd take a break to do something a bit simpler and easier before I release that. I know this isn't a very book-focused subreddit, and not everyone here will be super interested, but hopefully it'll be of use to those of you that are, and who have been looking for a good yandere novel to curl up with. I've tried to include a bit of variety in genres, but I'll admit I may show a bit of favoritism towards horror and thrillers here and there. All that being said, I see no reason to keep y'all waiting, so I hope you enjoy these.
Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu - Absolute masterpiece of a story, and one of my favorite novels of all time (second only to Shelley's Frankenstein), this novel follows a rich girl named Laura who lives with her dad in an isolated castle when one day, a carriage breaks down in the woods, with its passengers leaving behind a young girl by the name of Carmilla, and saying they'll come back to pick her up sometime. Carmilla and Laura hit it off quickly, but Laura notices quite quickly that Carmilla's affections seem more than platonic, and in fact, are quite obsessive. It's much more famous now as a piece of early sapphic literature, as well as Bram Stoker's inspiration for writing Dracula in 1897, but this book is so much more complex and brilliant than either of those already impressive accolades could even begin to describe, and I'd like to avoid spoiling much more than I already have. It manages to mix horror, romance, and tragedy in such effective and balanced ways, creating one of the most beautifully written horror novels of all time. Seriously, just go read it, I cannot recommend it enough.
The Phantom Of The Opera by Gaston Leroux - If you couldn't tell, I'm a bit of a sucker for gothic horror, but Leroux's classic novel of a deformed, obsessive stalker living in the catacombs of the Paris Opera House and stalking a beautiful Opera singer he is obsessed with has worked its way into pop culture, seemingly for good, and you'd be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't at least know the basic concept. Erik is pretty much the quintessential example of the Tragic Yandere archetype, and while the story is super pulpy, it has a great deal of heart and a surprising amount of poignancy. If you can get past a few obnoxious side characters and ridiculous moments, The Phantom Of The Opera is a wonderful piece of literature th
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
*Reposting from yesterday, as original post got inappropriately flagged. Some adjustments from previous post have been made.*
I'm a sucker for Epic Fantasy, but the size of my tbr pile makes it hard to actually pick one out and start reading. To address this, I've attempted to create a semi-definitive (impossible, ik) list of fantasy series of a certain style (see trait list below).
The purpose of this post is to seek help in refining this list so others with similar tastes can reference this post rather than spend two days digging through hundreds of recommendation post from the history of this subreddit (as I've done).
So here's the gist of the list:
Here is the current list alphabetically by series title.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Please find the list below
Magic of the Northgate: Josephine McCarthy
The Books of Jasher: The Book of Jasher, The J. H. Parry Text And The Book of Jasher, also called Pseudo-Jasher, The Flaccus Albinus Alcuinus Text: Joseph B. Lumpkin
Introductory Chemistry: An Atoms First Approach, 1st Edition: Julia Burdge & Dr Michelle Driessen
Community Health Nursing in Canada, 3rd Editiopn: Pike MacDonald Sandra A
Discovering Behavioral Neuroscience: An Introduction to Biological Psychology, 3rd Edition: Laura Freberg
An Illustrated Guide to Veterinary Medical Terminology, 4th Edition: Janet Amundson Romich
Pathology for the Physical Therapist Assistant, 2nd Edition: Catherine C. Goodman & Charlene Marshall
Atlas of Human Anatomy , 7th Edition: Frank H. Netter
Your College Experience, 13th Edition: John Gardner & Bessy Barefoot
Who's Running America?: The Obama Reign, 8th Edition: Thomas R. Dye
Sheltered Content Instruction: Teaching English Learners with Diverse Abilities, 5th Edition: Jana Echevarria & Anne Graves
Saunders 2018-2019 Strategies for Test Success: Passing Nursing School and the NCLEX Exam, 5th Edition:Linda Anne Silvestri & Angela Silvestri
Rock Music Styles: A History, 7th Edition: Katherine Charlton Rock Music Styles
Planning, Implementing, & Evaluating Health Promotion Programs: A Primer, 6th Edition: James F. McKenzie & Brad L. Neiger & Rosemary Thackeray
Change and Continuity in the 2016 Elections, 1st Edition: John Aldrich & Jamie L. Carson & Brad T. Gomez & David Rohde
NCLEX-RN Practice Test Questions 2018 - 2019: NCLEX Review Book with 1000+ Practice Exam Questions for the NCLEX Nursing Examination: NCLEX Exam Prep Team
Foundations of Physical Activity and Public Health, 1st Edition: Harold W. Kohl III & Tinker D. Murray
Racism without Racists: Color-Blind Racism and the Persistence of Racial I
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Please find the list below:
(eBook PDF)Chemical Engineering Design 5th Edition by towler-gavin-and-sinnott-r-k
(eBook PDF)The Optic Nerve Structure, Functions and Clinical Aspects by Theodore Thomas
(eBook PDF)Dental Considerations for Medication-related Osteonecrosis of the Jaw Mronj by Hani H. Mawardi
(eBook PDF)Bioethics and Neglected Diseases by Miguel Kottow
(eBook PDF)Prophylaxis of Surgical Site Infection in Abdominal Surgery by Jaime Ruiz-Tovar, AndrΓ©s GarcΓa-MarΓn
(eBook PDF)Surgical Treatment of Femoral Neck Fractures by Filipov, Orlin, M.d.
(eBook PDF)Cognitive Dimensions of Major Depressive Disorder by Bernhard T. Baune , Catherine Harmer
(eBook PDF)Psychopathology Foundations for a Contemporary Understanding 5th Edition by James E. Maddux , Barbara A. Winstead
(eBook PDF)Bipolar II Disorder: Recognition, Understanding, and Treatment by Holly A. , M.D. Swartz , Trisha , M.D. , Ph.D. Suppes
(eBook PDF)Plum and Posner's Diagnosis and Treatment of Stupor and Coma by Jerome B. Posner , Clifford B. Saper , Nicholas D. Schiff , Jan Claassen
(eBook PDF)Communication in Emergency Medicine by Maria E. Moreira , Andrew French
(eBook PDF)Neonatal Neurology Handbook of Clinical Neurology Series by de Vries MD, Linda S. , Hannah C. Glass
(eBook PDF)Photobiomodulation in the Brain Low-Level Laser (Light) Therapy in Neurology and Neuroscience by Michael R. Hamblin , Ying-Ying Huang
(eBook PDF)Neurosurgery Oral Board Review 3rd Edition by Jonathan Citow , Robert Spinner , Ross Puffer
(eBook PDF)Fundamentals of Microsystems Packaging, Second Edition by Rao Tummala
(eBook PDF)Stereotactic Radiosurgery and Stereotactic Body Radiation Therapy: A Comprehensive Guide by Daniel M. Trifiletti , Samuel T. Chao , Arjun Sahgal , Jason P. Sheehan
(eBook PDF)Electrical Safety Handbook 5th Edition by John Cadick , Al Winfield , Mary Capelli-Schellpfeffer , Dennis K.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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