What advice did Melanie's dad give her?

"You cantaloupe"

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What do you call a girl who smells like cantaloupe?

Melanie

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On melons...

I got together with a girl named Melanie...

but then she said "Honeydew all of the laundry"...

I just cantaloupe with someone who makes me do all the work....

it makes my life full of melancholy!

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