Melanie C Puns

A list of puns related to "Melanie C"

I got tickets for the next Super Bowl plus hotel and airfare, but it turns out my wedding is on the same day!

If you'd like to go instead, it's at St. Peter's Church on Main Street at 6:00 pm. Her name is Melanie and she'll be wearing all white.

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👤︎ u/Gingi0
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do you call a girl who smells like cantaloupe?

Melanie

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👤︎ u/Blitzkrieger23
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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On melons...

I got together with a girl named Melanie...

but then she said "Honeydew all of the laundry"...

I just cantaloupe with someone who makes me do all the work....

it makes my life full of melancholy!

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👤︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
📅︎ Mar 12 2012
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