Made for each other.

Sara cleaned Megan's house. Megan cleaned Sara's house. They are Maid for each other.

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What did one boob say to the other boob.

If we hang any lower, people will think we are nuts.

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Waiting on line for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A bit of a reverse-dad joke, my brother and dad were talking about the actors in the movie. My dad was lamenting Megan Fox being April, and said "I don't see how anyone could like that lizard face of hers."

My brother shrugged and calmly responded, "It gives some guys a boners, others get e-reptile dysfunction."

The guy on line behind us started laughing uncontrollably.

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