A mathematician walks into a church to confess
He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."
π︎ 30
π
︎ Nov 18 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
π︎ 32
π
︎ Nov 07 2020
Mathematicians were the first doctors.
They were the first to perform operations on problems.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Nov 22 2020
What's a mathematician's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
π︎ 15
π
︎ Nov 26 2020
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it it forever
π︎ 9
π
︎ Oct 09 2020
What do baby mathematicians drink?
π︎ 90
π
︎ Oct 08 2020
Why was the mathematician overqualified for his job?
Because he had 360 degrees.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Oct 30 2020
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, itβs called a Sin-tax.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Nov 23 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
π︎ 10k
π
︎ May 30 2020
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 22 2020
How do mathematicians scold their children?
If Iβve told you N times, Iβve told you N+1 times...
π︎ 20
π
︎ Oct 04 2020
My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.
I said, βThatβs irrational.β
π︎ 6
π
︎ Oct 24 2020
What do mathematicians do in the restroom?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Oct 27 2020
To the mathematicians to thought of zero
π︎ 13
π
︎ Sep 30 2020
Where do mathematicians go when they get sick?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Oct 01 2020
Where's a mathematician's favorite place in the world?
π︎ 12
π
︎ Sep 26 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?
Heβd stop at nothing to stay away from them
π︎ 85
π
︎ Jul 02 2020
What's a mathematician's favorite dessert?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Aug 16 2020
What does a deaf mathematician do to communicate?
π︎ 43
π
︎ Jul 13 2020
A mathematician and a baker are talking..
The mathematician asks the baker,
"What's four times three?"
To which the baker responds,
"Thirteen."
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jun 30 2020
How did the mathematician take care of his constipation problem?
He worked it out with a pencil.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jul 06 2020
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jul 29 2020
Did you hear how the mathematician cured his constipation?
He worked it out with a number two pencil.
π︎ 14
π
︎ May 30 2020
Where do mathematicians swim?
π︎ 22
π
︎ Jun 08 2020
Why does a mathematician never get constipated?
They work everything out with a pencil.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jul 02 2020
What was the name of the mathematician who got knighted?
π︎ 9
π
︎ May 28 2020
What do mathematicians when they feel cold?
They go into a corner cause there are 90 degrees.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Jun 03 2020
What did the pedantic mathematician say to her lover?
Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, oh wherefore rβ’Ο Romeo?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jul 06 2020
Where do evil mathematicians go?
π︎ 20
π
︎ Jun 02 2020
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar...
The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for 1/2 of a pint of beer. The third asks for 1/4 of a pint of beer, etc.
The bartender fills 2 pints of beer, and walks away.
π︎ 49
π
︎ Mar 18 2020
A British mathematician was fishing for complements.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Apr 18 2020
How does a mathematician fix constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
π︎ 7
π
︎ May 31 2020
Why was the mathematician fat?
Cause he ate 3 squared meals a day
π︎ 4
π
︎ Mar 29 2020
What do baby mathematicians drink?
π︎ 32
π
︎ Oct 11 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
π︎ 35
π
︎ Sep 20 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a #2 pencil
π︎ 4
π
︎ Sep 17 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil
π︎ 19
π
︎ Jul 17 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
π︎ 66
π
︎ Jun 06 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
Hell stop at nothing to avoid them
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jul 23 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
π︎ 54
π
︎ Apr 29 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers ?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
π︎ 125
π
︎ Feb 24 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
They had to work it out with a pencil
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jun 20 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jun 10 2020
How do mathematicians scold their children?
If I've told you n times, I've told you n(10Β³) times!
π︎ 3
π
︎ May 25 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil
π︎ 3
π
︎ May 31 2020
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
π︎ 2
π
︎ May 30 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
π︎ 16
π
︎ Apr 28 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil
π︎ 6
π
︎ Apr 09 2020
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