I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.

He was sailing on the seven Cā€™s

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šŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Ironically the door at the Mastectomy clinic....

....only has 1 knocker.

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šŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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A joke my dad made while playing a game of Trivial Pursuit

The question was something like: "What was the name of the soap opera that featured an episode about a woman who had breast cancer and had to get a mastectomy?"

His answer: "The Young and the Breastless"

Still a classic dad joke.

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