Who is the favourite comedian of a masochist?

Owie Mandel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahimubashir2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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A masochist walks into a bar

And then another and another and another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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A masochist walks into a French bakery.

And immediately leaves, disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BMWtheCreative
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What did the masochist say to the blackjack dealer?

Hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Zuriel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I’m in a long distance relationship with a masochist.

It’s hit or miss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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C3H8 is a way to say masochist, it’s Propane.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarl_draven
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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My friend finally came to terms with the fact that he is a masochist.

The realization was painful, but he seems to like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do you call a furry masochist whose into EDM?

A sub whoofer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acherem13
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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I'd break my neck to prove I'm not masochistic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?

The mean increases.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoteostewart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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My favorite puns are the ones that involve physical harm (ie Hertz Donut)

I guess you could say I like being punished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jriggs97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lala_vroom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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The Golden Rule is a great rule

Unless you’re a masochist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockpunkXD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Masochist: Hit me!

Sadist: No!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucas1607
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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