Sadist Puns

A list of puns related to "Sadist"

My friend is married to a sadist. I asked her why she married the guy and she replied...

“Beats me”

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👤︎ u/CaymanRich
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call something that gives plessure to sadists?

Sadistfying

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👤︎ u/Vaitieklis
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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The guy who coined the term "lisp" must have been a sadist.
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👤︎ u/Freeaboo_
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What is a sadists favorite type of gas??

Propane.

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👤︎ u/frontmynack
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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What is a sadists favorite candy?

S&M&Ms

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👤︎ u/metnem
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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Everyone on this sub is a sadist...

Because we like punishing others.

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👤︎ u/Zillo7
📅︎ Jan 04 2018
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I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims...

He's a mad keeler!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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My favorite puns are the ones that involve physical harm (ie Hertz Donut)

I guess you could say I like being punished

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👤︎ u/jriggs97
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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Masochist: Hit me!

Sadist: No!

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👤︎ u/lucas1607
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did the first fishmonger go to hell?

Because he sold his sole to the devil.

Why did the second fishmonger go to hell?

Because he was a sadistic serial killer who raped and tortured his victims.

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👤︎ u/thkoog
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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