I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...

I think I've got the crooner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuzikPhreak
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I was rewatching Black Panther last week and it struck me. Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman

are 'Tolkien White Guys' in the movie

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Found Martin Griffiths on comic con, he did commissions and drew me a tattoo :D
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My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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When your partner's name is Martin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahsaurus1993
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What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?

That's a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthBobLoblaw
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Why did Martin Luther King Jr. get an A in math?

He was good at finding solutions to inequalities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoteostewart
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Martin finds an old oil lamp

Genie: "You get three wishes. I can't kill anybody, I can't make anybody fall in love, I can't bring anybody back from the dead, and you can't wish for more wishes."

Alladin: "I wish that I was rich!"

Genie: "Done."

Rich: "... I wish that I have a lot of money."

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Martin Heit invented the dry erase board in the 1950s

That's remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKing16
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Martin was depressed because he could never get girls. Then Martin became a director. Now Martin scores easy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superbat898
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Roman numbers by martin_rosner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkZerkerM
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What do people say to George R. R. Martin when they're angry?

GRR MARTIN!

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What does Dean Martin say when he sees an eel?

That's a Moray

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Martin Luther Ping
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Martin Luther King Jr. had a great dream.

Then he woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoHandedShanks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What is Dean Martin’s favorite eel?

That’s a Moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallagm
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Coldplay's lead singer, Crisp Martin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepobv
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I should call my wifi Martin Router King

Its password would be "I_have_a_stream"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/king4coke
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Davina McCall and Ricky Martin are driving along a road, when suddenly the wheels fall off.

Livid Davina, low car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFledge534
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Martin Freeman (Bilbo) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) are in Black Panther

They're the two Tolkien white guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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George R. R. Martin's love of food does not include rye bread

In his opinion, "What is bread is never rye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
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Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use twitter?

Because he killed all 144 characters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sencinitas
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I just bought a bunch of Steve Martin movies in bulk at a discount.

I guess he really is cheaper by the dozen.

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I bought a Chevrolet S10 today, and I'm naming it martin

So now when people ask to see my new vehicle, I can tell them about my S10 Martin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
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I can't stop singing Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra songs.

I think I have croonervirus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
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What’s Dean Martin’s favorite Eel?

That’s a Moray!

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