I asked my dad why my mom is always eating chips and he's not, his reply was "they're herrs not his."
We were at a German motel...
... my mom was getting ready to take a shower and asked my dad to call reception and ask for a hair dryer. He discreetly took his cell, went into the other room and called our room. My mom answered the phone and in his best German accent said: "Zis is reception Herr Draier speaking."
i just got my hair cut today from a german barber...
His name was Herr Cutt
What do you call a Nazi hairdresser?
A Herr Schnipp...
How do you call German who is balding?
Herr Loss
Dad joked at work...
Sitting at work eating "Herr's" brand BBQ chips. Guy walks up behind me and says
"your girlfriend is going to be upset about you eating those."
"What? Why?"
"Because they're her's"
My dad, while watching "Captain America: The First Avenger"
Dad: I don't get why that guy is bald.
Me: Why's that?
Dad: Everyone keeps calling him "Herr Doktor."
