He fired me for mute-iny.
One can and I start tweeting, toucan and I have no egrets.
-Can't say I do..
They say he did unspeakable things.
A shoe.
The jury found no caws.
Last night we ate at a rooftop cafe. We put in our order and they said they'd put in with the kitchen downstairs and send it up with the dumbwaiter.
I looked around and couldn't see any "pick up food here" or anything like that. Then after a few minutes a guy just came up, set down the food and walked away.
Never said a word.
It didn't give a cluck. (Sorry about the fowl language).
The Sound of Silence
Husband: "Because I still haven't found the 'MUTE' one."
you could call it a "Quiet Riot"
It was a mute ant
A hushpuppy.
He was a silent G.
They both have trouble finding their “Caw”
he had no words
I nearly burst into tears. We've been working together for several years and she still doesn't know my name is Stan.
Because they aren't aloud.
Because it was too late to go “bok”.
I responded, “I’m just a little keeeyyrios.”
I can feel it.
Because the ghosts will bring the boos.
This is from David Wong’s newest book…
Take a blank piece of paper and draw a bird on it…ask the unfortunate person you are performing this for to name the body parts that you point at. Start with the beak and have them say it out loud. Then point at the feet and have them say it out loud. Finally, point at the wing and have them say it out loud. At this point, roll the paper up into a narrow tube and ask them to make a thumbs up with two closed fists in front of their face. Curve the paper tube and put one end inside one fist, and the other end inside the other fist. Ask them to say the name of the last body part (Wing). Then ask them to say it three times really loud. Then grab the paper, hold it up to your mouth and ear, and say “Hello?”
Last week i went to the doctor. Got diagnosed with a few things. First thing, im going deaf, that was hard to hear. And then he announced im going mute, left me speechless. After all of that, it really got to me mentally and i went to the therapist. The therapist said i had trouble expressing my emotions, cant say im surprised
Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
I guess the cat got his tongue.
Nobody talks about “Mute Club”
Your pupils--they dilate.
Can't complain.
NOKIA!
Wife eyerolled and laughed when I was cutoff in traffic.
The 911 operator says “Simple. Have a muted trumpet cover the part.”
Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted. It turns out, they didn't find me remotely funny.
I’ve never heard him complain
that would be way fairer.
Because Charlie should be sheen and not heard.
I guess it's a version of sign language, sew to speak
I can't tell you how angry this makes me!
They didn’t even say “Thank you”
