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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzapipol
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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After a brain scan, a doctor with bad bedside manor says to his patient seems like I'll see you TU MOR times, because you have TU MOR days to live.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My wife and I drove past a store called "Sav Mor"

I said to her, "That sounds too hard. I'd prefer to save more with ease."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milespordeo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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Your grandma used to teach English at school...

...and that’s why she’s always grandmatically correct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdnmfd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I may have found the one...

So this girl I’ve been seeing for a while was at my place. She made a comment about how difficult a dogs life must be... I said β€œyea, it’s a rough life!” And proceeded to make three or four mor dog puns.

She walks to the Christmas tree, grabs a candy cane and throws it at me (all with a straight face).

Thinking she was mad, I asked what that was for.

She looks up, smiles, and says β€œIt was your punish-mint.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_JEThompson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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Pulled this one on my wife just a while ago

We were talking about a mutual friend recovering from cancer:

Wife: .. and her tumor shrunk at least 50% now.

Me: (almost instantly) So it's a onemor now? Good for her!

Wife: (Silence then a groan)

..I think I'm going to hell for that one.

EDIT: grammar thanks jonty57

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smalaki
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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My Dad's Greatest Dad Joke

Dad: So there are two morons, a little moron and a big moron, walking on a bridge. The big moron falls off. Why didn't the other one?

Me: Why?

Dad: Because he was a little morON.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMantisStrike
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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Boyfriend is a constant dad joker

Today he was playing with one of his parents dogs and looking at the two tumors that she has (they are benign). He said, "one more and she'll have a three-mor!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puffalump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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Swedish/Intercultural Dad Facebook Jokes

I posted a picture on Facebook of my grandmother wearing a fantastic hat from when she was my age. My family is Swedish, the word for grandmother (mother's mother) is Mor Mor. He commented on one picture thusly:

Dad: I will be posting a collection/selection of your Mor Mor (not your Mor Mor Mor) but actually some may contain both your Mor Mor and Mor Mor Mor who is you mother's Mor Mor. But you knew that.

(Then correcting his omission)

Dad: I meant to indicate it would be a hat based collection but got mor than confused.

Bonus points for attempting to learn Facebook, dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inkandbourbon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2014
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Watching Brave and... Does this count?

[Spoilers]

King Fergus (Merida's father) punches Mor'Du (a bear) in the face;

King Fergus: I'll fight you with my bare hands!

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1217209/quotes?qt=qt1754778

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NejKidd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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