Lukewarm Puns

A list of puns related to "Lukewarm"

If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

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👤︎ u/Bumblebus
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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I don't know about you, but lukewarm milk tastes udderly awful!
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👤︎ u/lan_chop
📅︎ May 09 2019
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If you think lukewarm water is bad

Just wait til you try Kevin warm water

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👤︎ u/GabeRothel
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?

Lukewarm

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👤︎ u/hallsguide
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his steaks?

Well, done done done, done da done, done da done

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👤︎ u/dnifdoog
📅︎ May 11 2020
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My wife heated up a cup of coffee "just for me"

It was Lukewarm

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👤︎ u/lukemoyerphotography
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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A good Star Wars joke.

What’s the core temperature of a tauntaun? “Lukewarm”

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👤︎ u/FiremanNDVFD
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.

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👤︎ u/jakeisbill
📅︎ Feb 05 2018
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Why was Darth Vader a bad weatherman?

He always said it was going to be lukewarm.

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👤︎ u/bloodalchemy
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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👤︎ u/rangatan
📅︎ Feb 24 2015
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My wife is excited about Star Wars...

She asked me "what's the temperature inside a tauntaun?" "uh..." "LUKEWARM!"

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👤︎ u/CttCJim
📅︎ Nov 29 2014
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What temperature does Luke Skywalker like his baths?

Lukewarm.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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What’s the internal temperature of a Tuantaun?

Lukewarm

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👤︎ u/rotary_13b
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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On Hoth you might find that you need to cut open a tauntaun and sleep inside him

It’ll keep you lukewarm

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm

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👤︎ u/Tyler1492
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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What is the temperature inside of a tauntaun?

Lukewarm

Dad never fails to tell this joke whenever we watch Star Wars. Along with the duct tape/force joke. (It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together)

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👤︎ u/Azsunyx
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.

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👤︎ u/mark30322
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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What’s the internal temperature of a TaunTaun?

It’s around Lukewarm!

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👤︎ u/oldstyle21
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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How worm is it inside of a tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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👤︎ u/Rigatavr
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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One cold, winter morning, my wife texted me, "Windows frozen, won't open."

I texted back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

She texted back 10 minutes later, "Computer really messed up now."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 26 2017
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My wife texted me one cold winter morning…

"Windows frozen."

I texted her back, "Pour some lukewarm water over it."

She texted back, "Computer completely screwed now!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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What is the internal temperature of a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

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👤︎ u/VanTil
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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