Seriously, Dad: why would anyone need a machine gun?

To kill machines, I guess.

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Husband Got Me Tonight, and He's Not Even a Member of This Subreddit.

So, I don't have a cell phone, I'm a luddite, so I had him take a picture of my tattoo because /u/AlbinoAlex asked for a pic, told the hubby to email it to me. It didn't arrive quickly, so I told him to send it again. I received the email about 4 minutes later and he asked me, "What was the email titled?" I said, "Tat" he then said, "That was the first email then, as the second one I titled "Tat2" ".

SOOO much laughter from both ends. What a Dad joke!!!

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