As an EMT you don't see a lot of open spinal fractures...

...But you always C-spine on longboard accidents.

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📅︎ May 09 2016
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My best friend just made a better dad joke than I could ever hope to...

Firstly, it should be noted that she's a total klutz. She's fallen off her longboard and sprained her ankle(s) multiple times in the past few months. So, I was talking to her earlier today as she was walking to Walgreens to pick up an Ace bandage. When I asked why, she said she twisted her ankle walking home from work. I then said "Damn, your ankles can't catch a break, can they?", to which she replied "Well, I think I'd be in more trouble if they did."

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📅︎ Sep 04 2016
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Went to visit the in-laws and on the way my wife made a dad joke

As we are driving we come up to a hill and half way up we see a man on a longboard trying to make his way up, when my wife points at him and says that guy fighting an uphill battle! Eyes rolled and knees were slapped.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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