Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world. Not the full human, but the hands should give an idea of the size of the seed.
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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This Lodoicea, or double coconut, is the largest single seed in the natural world. Itβs root is also quite the unit
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This Lodoicea, or double coconut, is the largest single seed in the natural world. Itβs root is also quite the unit
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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Lodoicea maldivica also known as coco de mer or the double coconut is the largest seed in the world
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The coco-de-mer, the largest seed in the world, is the seed of the Lodoicea Maldivica palm. The male version of the palm produces catkins that can grow up to a meter long.
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The Coco de mer plant has a seed that looks like a human butt! Fittingly, its old Botanical name was Lodoicea callipyge, βcallipygeβ being Greek for βBeautiful buttocksβ. It was considered an amazingly strong aphrodisiac!
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This is the largest seed in the world named Lodoicea Maldivica, the seed of a palm tree
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οΈ Dec 23 2020
The Coco de Mer, Lodoicea maldivica
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The largest seed in the plant kingdom, Lodoicea, sea coconut, coco de mer, or double coconut, is a genus in the palm family. The fruit is 40β50 cm in diameter & weighs 15β30 kg. The tree can grow up to 31m tall, with leaves measuring 6m long & 3.6m wide. Image via @rainmaker1973
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Sometimes I like to play "the last Valet Parker in the Sidera Lodoicea Ski Resort"
imgur.com/a/uPkRlwx
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Lodoiceae, or the Double Coconut, has the largest single seed of any plant in nature. Weighing up to 40 pounds (~20kg) it is an absolute unit
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TIL that the coco de mer, the world's largest seed, looks like a female buttocks and only grows on female Lodoicea trees, while male Lodoicea trees grow phallic flower clusters
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lodβ¦
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Coco de Mer is a type of coconut found in Seychelles. An ancient botanical name for the plant was Lodoicea callipyge, in which callipyge is from the Greek words meaning "beautiful buttocks". It bears a strong resemblance to the female anatomy.
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Coco de Mer (Lodoicea maldivica) male inflorescence [2816 Γ 2112]
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Lodoicea maldivica (Double Coconut) β female; protected species endemic to Seychelles [OC] [1609x2048]
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!
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French fries werenβt cooked in France.
They were cooked in Greece.
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οΈ Jan 20 2022
This subreddit is 10 years old now.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
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You've been hit by
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οΈ Jan 20 2022
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
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What starts with a W and ends with a T
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
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οΈ Jan 18 2022
I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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What is the scariest tree?
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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyβre not dating anybody?
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.
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E or Γ?
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Which actor drives the least?
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οΈ Jan 18 2022
I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
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οΈ Jan 21 2022
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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οΈ Jan 15 2022
Pun intended.
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