Why was the private detective obsessed with tracking litterers?
What did the ship’s cat use instead of a litter box?
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
There's a litter of kittens, and there is a slither of cats.
Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing
the prize is a lot crappier...literally.
I replaced my cats litter with pop rocks to scare the shit out of her
I had a job clearing litter off the highways...
but I got laid off, even though the work was picking up.
We are almost out of kitty litter, so my cats will make doo with what litter we have
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What do you call a cat that can’t breed?
My son, apparently an 7yo dad says to me... " Hey dad, what's the alien say to the cat?"
"Take me to your litter"
He's been working on his joke game. V.proud.
My son asked me what a male puppy is called
I told him there called son’s of bitches
My cat tipped over her litter box
This was a shitty thing to wake up to
What do you call a cat litter expert?
If groups of kittens and puppies are called litters...
...is a failure to spay or neuter your pet considered littering?
When you partied too hard last night, now you gotta clean up the litter the next morning
My nine year old's cat just gave birth to a huge litter! I asked her which she likes best...
She replied, "I love the whole kitten caboodle!"
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed?
She was arrested for littering.
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
Why shouldn’t you throw litter in the fire?
Because it’ll only get lit-ter
What do you call a room that's littered full of mouse traps and poison cheese?
My dog acted like he hadn't been eating out of the cats' litter box...
...but I could tell he was full of shit
What did the rabbit get at the salon? A hare cut.
Did you hear about the litter of kittens that escaped into downtown?
What do you call a litter of Corgis?
Litter box garden
Just watched a neighborhood cat poop in my garden beside a jalapeño plant.
Now I'm going to grow shitty peppers.
TIFU by letting my dog give birth to a litter of puppies
I have no clue when their next birthday will be...
Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had a litter of mittens.
Did you know that medieval kings and queens were carried...
Did you know that cats are liquid?
Of course, you measure them in litters
Why do injured cats get to the vet faster than injured dogs?
Cat litter's more common.
So I got a second cat, and my mother was bringing another litter box.
So she said: "You should write 'Sammy' on the litter box."
Me: (Look at her dumbfounded for a moment, stutter mildly and speak quietly for emphasis, like how you would when telling a family member that a mutual loved one is very ill) "M-Mom...I..I don't think he can read."
I need a pun about picking up trash/ cleaning the ocean. Any help would be greatly appreciated! :)
We found two dead birds on our morning walk.
Where should you throw your cigarette butts?
In the ass-tray.
(Don't litter, kids.)
What do you call a kitten in a dustbin?
Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
She didn’t want to litter.
What did the alien say to the cat?
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