Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.
I come from a long line of long lines.
She asked me, "Are you paying your ticket, or just standing there?"
I told her, "It's a fine line."
Son's taking permit test today and while waiting to be called we watched some "interesting" facts they put on the tv screen.
Son points out, hey dad look Nevada's official state rock is Sandstone.
Me: I feel they could have made a boulder choice.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with letters "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z" Optician: "Can you read this?" "Read it?" the Polish man replied, "I know the guy!"
Customer: "Hey I have to pay my property taxes, but I heard they were on the house"
The lady at the window didn't get it but I let out a hearty chuckle for the dad paying.
I'm board.
So while waiting at the DMV today to get the registration for my new car, a father and his daughter were waiting for her to get her license. At one point, he turned to her and said, "We don't have a piano, but we do have Kleenex. You can't be an organ donor, but you can still be a tissue donor." I chuckled and groaned all at once.
I was registering a vehicle to my name that I bought off a guy who had a lean out on it. The credit union who was holding the title took forever and a day to send it my way. Well in California, you need to transfer the vehicle in under five days of the purchase. Unknowingly, I waltz into the joint expecting a boom bam thank you ma'am process. Low and behold the clerk says I owe a hundred and some odd bucks for being late, but I explained her the situation and since it was not my fault she flopped the form to waive this fee.
I saw my opportunity and I pounced...
"So this is the....Tidal Wave?"
I get a blank stare for a solid ten seconds and she slaps down another form saying that I owe 500 dollars in taxes. Good ol' California DMV.
