I said "don't worry, he's armless"
...tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.
It was armageddon
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
Now it's an amputree!
The constitution gives me the right to bear arms.
The bartender gives the man a funny look then the man says: "What? I have the right to bear arms".
But when I got there ownership had changed hands.
I never though I'd grow up to be an international arms dealer.
He’s an arms dealer.
I called it the second hand second hand store
Witnesses say he's armed and dangerous.
He’s an International Arms Dealer.
Me: Urgh, my foot has fallen asleep, I hate when that happens.
Dad: That’s annoying; now it’s not going to be able to get to sleep tonight!
I said, “Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
Then I showed them that famous photo of the four ladies sitting on his arms outstretched. (The sub doesn't allow photos posted)
They'll cost you an arm and a leg.
It wooden start.
I am now an international arms dealer.
can't believe i was a victim of armed strobbery.
They’re itentacle.
It will break eventually, but it hasn't yet, so I'll nock on wood!
I probably failed my arboreal safety exam.
it was a bad 4-cast
The doctor replied, “I know. I amputated your arms!”
...could be pro-limb-attic!
Cost me an arm and a leg to keep up with their interest rates
“Pull yourself together.”
I heard he's armed now
It's a major faux paw.
Partial arts
Bark
What is it called when someone cuts your weapon wielding limb off?
Disarmament
A few weeks into their journey, they ran out of food. Unable to find plants to eat, and after an entire day of discussion, they decided that if they found meat before plants, the would eat it.
A day later, in the distance, they saw a small tree. As they got closer, they saw that there were strips of perfectly cooked bacon hanging from the bare limbs.
The first vegan grew excited. "Look! It's a bacon tree! Food!" And with that, he took off running toward it.
The other vegan hung back, looking at it suspiciously. "No, wait!" he called. "That's not a bacon tree!"
"Sure it is! It's a bacon tree!" the first vegan yelled over his shoulder. When he reached the tree, he jumped, trying to reach the bacon from the lower branches, but before he could, a pair of wild boar darted out from behind the tree and skewered him on their tusks.
The other vegan shook his head. "I tried to tell you it wasn't a bacon tree. It was just a hambush..."
It was lame.
It's kind of like a pet dog but the bark is quieter
He thought an arms dealer sold prosthetic limbs...
