Clean Climbing Puns

I was tasked with cleaning walls inside a grocery store. Someone I know walks in, and, they knew I just started there. I called down, "I bet you didn't think I'd climb the ladder this quickly, hey?"

I'm only 18, and not a dad... but, ^one ^of ^us?

I was attempting to climb onto the roof to clean the pine needles off but was having trouble because the roof itself was really hot. I turned to my dad and asked him for some gloves to help with the heat. His response was, "what did you expect, it's been sitting out in the sun all day?"