I am returning to bridge after a 40 year layoff. I used to play at quite a high standard, but obviously things have moved on. How do strong pairs who use Acol use two level opening bids these days?
Does anyone else find it kind of ironic to constantly be saying we need to accelerate change, and then also say it’s going to take a year to go through the acquisitions process for a hat? I think this may actually be covered in Action Order B.
I don’t even like the hats, but if you’re gonna say it’s allowed, then just state the colors or pattern of the hat, the rank and flag requirements, and move on.
Edit: but what about basic trainees and cadets?! Answer: just don’t issue them any, and when they’re done with training they can either buy their own like everyone else or wait until the antiquated acquisition process provides them one. We don’t need to wait for the contract to be signed to start wearing things, we just need people to make a decision to allow it.
Dame Demandez-mou moi n'impro n'importe quu quoi sur les cul coulisses de ce maman moment !
https://ada.countessoflovelace.io/en/missions
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On their website, The Course in Miracles Society, which publishes ACIM's Original Edition (before editing by Wapnick that would eventually produce the FIP version most people know of), there is a comparison of editions. I was surprised to find on it "A Course of Love", which is said to be a continuation of ACIM, scribed by a Mari Perron in the late 90's and early 2000's.
From what I understand, it stresses relationship and union with the body as essential in finding love. While the message appears to be very positive on the surface, it seems there are concepts (like the above about union with the body) that are not in alignment with ACIMs message (in this case to dismiss as unreal the body all together). Some say the voice of ACOL is not the one who wrote ACIM.
I don't mean to start a contest here, so please forgive me for appearing to. I am always seeking answers, and realize I have to be open to new information to do so, even if it doesn't align with what I currently hold as true (if I had never questioned current Biblical Christianity, I would never have been open to ACIM). Does anyone have any insights as the validity of this work as it aligns (or doesn't) with ACIM?
https://www.jcim.net/acim-comparison-of-versions/
I'm hoping to buy a used car via s private sale but not totally familiar with the process in NS. I have read a few articles but wondered if someone could confirm whether both buyer and seller usually go to Access NS for the transfer or if its common for the seller to have forms signed already?
If the latter it would be great if someone could confirm a check list of steps and forms I need if going to Access NS without the seller. Thanks!
I guess the concept didn't work
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hi All.
Made an A Course of Love Subreddit for anyone who is reading the book.
Thanks!
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ACOL is a spiritual successor to ACIM. While ACIM is about dislodging the ego, ACOL is bringing you back to Union, your Self, the truth of who you are. ACOL is approved by the family of the author of ACIM. Both books were transmitted by the same person. ;)
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
