Lief Puns

A list of puns related to "Lief"

A Viking explorer came home to find his name removed from the town register. When his wife complained, the chief apologized and said,

“I must have taken Lief off my census”.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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"Hi my name's Eric." "Is that your last name?"

"What?"

"Is your first name Lief?"

Courtesy of my roommate's grandpa.

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👤︎ u/este_hombre
📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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