Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ace-Trainer-AJ
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Human interest for 2021 Lent

A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition.

This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drzowie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I lent a girl my umbrella yesterday

now the amount of girls I made wet this year is -1. :(

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Amossycar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Lent is the best time of the year to run a marathon.

Because that's when you fast.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ndGall
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Whatโ€™s Rick Astley giving up for lent?

Not you...

Insert rick roll here. Sorry Iโ€™m old that used to be a thing, Dad

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bradb717
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I was considering giving up puns for Lent, but then I thought... not so fast!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/punocchio1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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I lent my girlfriend $200 and after 3 years we broke up she payed me back exactly $200

I guess you can say I lost interest in that relationship

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alexbeltran43
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Lent my running shoes to my wife today.

Guess you could say we're sole mates.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/only1benod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Woohoo lent! go go go lent! Yay lent!

Dads gave it up for lent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I lent my friend my gigantic grandfather clock for a show and tell.

He owes me big time.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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A friend lent me his watch but said he'd kill me if I don't return it soon.

Now I'm living on borrowed time.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Veacue
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Lent my Dad my GoPro, he just sent me this picture - "Is this how I wear it?"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mafeumatty
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 12 2013
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I lent money to a blind man the other day, bug now Iโ€™m a bit worried

He said heโ€™ll pay me back when he sees me again

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Brentobot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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The time of year: Lent, itself, to Good Friday puns.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mikemol
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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I'm giving up checking my dryer for Lent.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jefuchs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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I was going to give up lunch meat for lent...

but I just couldn't quit cold turkey!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/knumb
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