This is going to be the first year our family won't be going to Hawaii because of COVID-19

Usually it's because we can't afford it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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My girlfriend and I wanted to get married in Hawaii so we met with people from the church...

They weren't clergy; they were lei people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Dadjoked by a customer yesterday.

I was working the counter yesterday and we had an exceptionally long line for a Wednesday. There was one customer who was taking forever to finish up the transaction. When I got to the man next in line, I Immediately apologized.

"Sorry for the wait, Sir."
"Oh, I haven't stepped on a scale in years. Has it gotten that bad?"

cue facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cry_ery_tyme
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2014
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Why didn't the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?

Their flight was deleied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpenRoamer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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Dammit, I just burned my Hawaiian pizza.

Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Betheaces
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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I burned my Hawaiian pizza because I put it in the oven vertically.

Guess I was supposed to lei it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I have a Chinese friend that likes to hide from people.....

Lei Lo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edg0023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Star Wars Puns

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short


What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi


What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks


What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be


Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul


Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!


Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its buttons.


Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Lei Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.


What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.


What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda


What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2


Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt


What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? β€œThe” Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he’s solo.


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.


What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.


What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2


Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.


Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt


Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe


What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama? Bubba Fett


What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster! Why is Luke


Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.


Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Grand Moff Turkeyn


What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones


Why did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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I went to Hawaii for a job

It was lei-me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowsuperfan
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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A Hawaiian man was out looking for a job...

Apparently he was leied off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyrroti
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2017
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